Twisting A Tongue

Assalamualaikum semua...
Did you smile to yourself and others today?
Here I give you a smile to cheer my precious readers of this blog..
(^_____^)
Thanks for stopping by here..

To those who not in the mood today, why don't we try twisting our tongue a little bit... Okay, change language.. Sesiapa yang kurang ber"mood" hari ni, why not try belitkan lidah sikit dengan tongue twister ni sambil-sambil belajar perbetul sebutan-sebutan dalam bahasa inggeris... Oh My English!! (tiba-tiba OME!, hehe..)

Okay, let's get started (ala-ala Sir Henry Middleton, ok.. :P )

A fly and a flea flew into a flue,
Said the fly to the flea "What shall we do?"
"Let us fly" said the flea
Said the fly "shall we flea"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

If Katie can tie a tie and untie a tie,

Why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Katie can.

Tie a knot, tie a knot,

Tie a tight, tight knot,

Tie a not in the shape of a nought.

Sweet sagacius Sally Sanders said she sure saw seven segregated seaplanes sailing swiftly southward Saturday.

Betty Botter bought some butter but she said the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter. So, she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter and she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter. So it was good that Betty Botter bought some better butter.

Mr See owned a saw and Mr Soar owned a seesaw.

Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.

I thought a thought. But the thought wasn't the thought I thought. If the thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

Sally sells seashells by the seashore. But if Sally sells seashells by the seashore then where are the seashells Sally sells?

 

 

Okay, those are some tongue twisters yang agak membelitkan lidah.. Actually, ada je tongue twister yang pendek-pendek tapi yang nampak agak menarik untuk dibaca.. Sambil-sambil hilang bosan, hilang stress, gelak-gelak bila dengar sebutan sendiri (Statement ni direfer kepada diri sendiri, ok!)..

 

Hopefully this could cheer up some of you.. And sorry to those who still not entertain by this...

 

That's all for now..

Till we met again later...

 

"Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you"

-another tongue twister-

 



A Domestic Engineer, Sort of...

Assalamualaikum everyone..
A big smile to greet readers who willing to read in this quite abandoned blog..
(^_____^)

It's in the middle of Syawal already, Happy Raya to the muslims.. I guess raya mood is over as all people back to works and schools... Me? Still staying at home, currently holding the title as mention above... An amateur domestic engineer... Seems like a professional career right? Ehehe.. :P

Let's learn a few meaning of this Domestic Engineer... (Source)

1. A fictional occupation where a person has no job other than housework but still want to appear useful. So they called themselves a domestic engineer.
2. A housewife or stay at home mom.

Well, I prefer the first meaning as I not a mom yet and not ever be a wife also.. Wohoo..

"A fictional occupation where a person has no job other than housework but still want to appear useful. So they called themselves a domestic engineer."

 

It's soooo true that I still have no job and I really wish to be useful.. As I am graduated to be an engineer and still jobless, so it is not wrong to call myself a domestic engineer...

 

 Actual Engineer: What is your occupation? Do you have a degree?
Domestic Engineer: I'm a domestic engineer, and I have an associate's degree in liberal arts.
Actual Engineer: So you're unemployed and you're not an engineer.
Domestic Engineer: uhmmm...

 

Ohohoho, I am unemployed (yet!) but I am an engineer-to-be (I hope..).. Now, let see what does domestic engineer suppose to do based on this source..

1. Cleaning which include dusting, mopping, vacuuming, scrubbing, washing, polishing and more. It also include cleaning rooms, kitchen and halls in a house
2. Laundry that include washing, drying, folding,ironing and put it away.
3. Cooking where one should plan weekly menus, buy the groceries and cook.
4. Child Care including the duty of play games, change diapers, clean up toys and make snacks for the kids.

Actually, I just knew domestic engineer have this scope of work.. Before, I thought it was just a term.. Based on the job scope, I only do 1, 2 and 4 only... Not include the cooking part, sorry... My cooking still need an adult supervision, which is the Master Chef MaMa... Thehe :P

 

Well, that is a brief explaination of my career for now... Hopefully I got luck in real job hunting..

Pray for me.. (^_^)v

 

That's all for now..

Hope I could keep this blog updated..

Till then...